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luckydreaming:

my anaconda don’t…

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my anaconda don’t…

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My anaconda dont’ want none unless you got buns hun

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apatheticghost:

nearly every family on disney channel

  • goofy dumb parent(s)
  • naive older brother who is nice but a total idiot and is often the butt of the joke
  • sister who is the main character and thought of as the only sane member of the character and also has very good grades but may be a bit uptight
  • younger sibling who is an evil mastermind and always has some sort of scheme to profit off something

neilnevins:

nathanael-platier:

We freed them…but at what cost?

that ball wasn’t there to trap them

it was to protect us

distraction:

thebestoftimesendoftimes:

constable-frozen:

mark5

the fuck did i just look at

odd-izzy:

pony-fuhrer-bradley:

alphieralphie:

Musical infographics. 

Very important

All so very true, and also hilarious.

africandad:

"touch my butt and buy me pizza"

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amy-in-the-sky-with-amethysts:

8: Talk about the thing you are most proud of.
Okay, I’m pretty proud about how I can read sheet music, but I’ll never understand why people act so fucking superior about the fact they’re musically literate. Like congratulations, do you want a fucking prize for being a snobby asshole? Oh and also I’ve been songwriting since I was 12.

citadelbloodbeard:

transisted:

transistored:

hughdancytwinkfanclub:

An AU set in a gold mine in Australia.

An Au Au AU. 

with astronauts being miners

an au aeiou au AU

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And they speak with a Brooklyn accent.

"Ey you, Au aeiou Au AU".

toocooltobehipster:

"hey can i look at your phone?"

"yeah one min"

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